Monday 22 July 2013

Broken News!

So I started writing this blog by accident and now i've become a royal publicist by accident. Around 5 minutes ago I recieved a rather important text. it said....

You have heralded the arrival of a future king of England. And have done so by naming it Doylecunt.

So I am proud to be the first one to break the news in this press release and tell you all that Prince William and his missus have had a baby king and decided to call it Doylecunt.

Everyone is fit and healthy and the sweepstake winner took home a handsome £23 for guessing the correct weight of the baby.

For those who are interested the etymolygy it's actually quite interesting with this name.

the name itself has come together over many hundreds of years through a wide and varied history.

Doy is an old yiddish word for jewish.

l'ecu is ancient french for the european currency unit

and nt is a medievel silicon valley word for network (quite a common name in the late 90's with Bill Gates' third son Windows nt gates probably being the most famous person using that name)

So as you can see the meaning of the name Doylecunt is actually Jewish currency network which for me is conclusive proof that the New world order have infultrated the english royal family and his actual surname is Rothschild.

All hail baby king Doylecunt


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