christmas is coming

so its just over a month till i start thinking about what i will get people for christmas. and how i will avoid seeing them until january sales start and i can get their present cheaper.

i want a bit more cash to spend this christmas, but not for presents for friends or family.

there's a lot of people who are lonely, in need, sick and homeless. its especially hard for them at this time of year and i plan to think of them while i am having all the extra christmas nights out this idea is going to afford me......

advent calendars!

not just your usual advent calendars though.

its all got too commercial. it sickens me a little inside when i see a glee advent calendar or a bob the builder advent calendar. why is there a mars bar advent calendar and what do milky ways really have to do with christmas? i've gotta say i die a little inside when i see an eastenders advent calendar and it just makes me cry when i see kids getting excited about a news at ten advent calendar.

so i'm really looking at whats important this christmas...... ME!

this year you will be able to buy an advent calendar thats not about a tv show or a band or a movie or some chocolates.

each day you will open the door and see a picture of me and hear silky smooth voice of shakin stevens singing to you, it will brighten your day and fill my pockets

lovely stuff