Monday, 10 December 2012

monkey bizness

earlier today i saw a news report on the bbc website called

Monkey in sheepskin jacket on the loose at Ikea in Toronto

and if you cant be bothered to click the link basically you are missing out on this....

yes its a MONKEY IN A SHEEPSKIN JACKET!

this is the best thing you will see all week. you will win the lottery on wednesday and this will still be the best part of the week. your first born will be born on thursday and this will still be the best part of the week. 

why? 

because monkeys are awesome. that is scientific fact.

LOOK!

this monkey is smoking


this one is riding a bike... WITH STABILISERS

this one is wearing a suit
this one has a dress on! LOOK! its a monkey in a dress! 

yes that really is a monkey riding a dog at the worlds greatest rodeo! 

that is a monkey doing magic

and thats a mexican wrestler called flying monkey midget



my point is proven!